Total Medals Earned: 833 (From 93 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 8/13 (135/420 points)
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 20/27 (560/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Reach level 20
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Complete the game
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Upgrade the robot to the max
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Upgrade everything to the max